Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...