What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...