Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...