Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...