The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...