134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...