Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....