Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!