36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Cow Priced Like A Car
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How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.