Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...