Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.