The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!