Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...