Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!