Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...