Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...