Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...