What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...