So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...