Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...