The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....