chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...