Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...