No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...