The “Perfect” Day!
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Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...