Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...