Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...