The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...