Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...