Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...