Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.