Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...