The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...