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Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
New dinosaur found!
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Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
In the croakroom!
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Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Leave them to slug it out!
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