Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!