Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...