Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...