Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
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