Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...