Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...