Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...