How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!