When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...