The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...