The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...