Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...