Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...