A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...