Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...