If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...