Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...