Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...